None Shall Pass 180107

I feel it is time for me to reiterate my dogma for photos, mostly because I was annoyed by an article at photocritic.org:

1. thou shall post photos. a photo is a delusional capture of time and inner space
2. photos are nice. nice things are nice. like baby carrots.
3. styles are fascinating. so are handcuffs. buy those in shops. in pastel colours. shops are not available light.
4. filters filter light. light is the oil. brushes are the lenses. repaint if you like.
5. action is a tinseltown excuse. keeps us in sofa, zap-zap. amish reach understanding with sweaty hats.
6. geography is a school subject. lock it up in school. don't be tied down.
7. rainbow is the new loud. quiet goes the zebra. zebras never lie, just gallop. zebras like green grass, gullars and indigo too.
8. cross is made by a 3 metre pole with 2 metre pole. everything else is heresy, unless square.
9. sound and words are the malleable toys of the spoiled kid. we are the kids that say ni.
10. if all else fails, wait for Godot. when She doesn't show, go with the pump. pump says to post. water pumps also bring life.

And yeah, I follow those rules, they form the foundation for my little steps in the world.