Facts about me!

Miss Reina had a nice list of things to put in the blog, so here goes.

1. Your age?
   - 4 months and almost three weeks
2. Your age when came to live with your people?
   - 8 weeks
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
   - No collar, but I have a brown leather one and a black and yellow paw one
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
   - Stig's mum I think, but I like everyone!
5. How much do you weigh?
   - I am past seven kg already, all muscles and bones. Look at the map and norwegian nature, I need the muscles and exercise.
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
   - Nothing major yet, but I am working on the sofa
7. Do you like other Dogs?
   - I love to play with them and hump them!
8. Who is your best non-human Friend?
   - I loved my cow so much that I bit him to death.
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
   - Squeaky toys aren't allowed in the house and they don't want me interested in small game, just deer. I am allowed a tennis ball for the fetch/apport training, and nothing else. Terriers can chase small game, I'm after the big ones!
10. Do you like to be brushed?
    - Brushing is ok, I also like to bite the brush
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
    - Cheeeeeeese! What are peanuts? What's butter?
12. Do your people cut your toenails?
    - When I doze off they cut them I think. I get so upset if they are close to my toenails with that cuttiethingie
13. Any formal education?
    - I have finished Fjellanger's puppy class and I am studying blood-tracking to become an official tracking dog.
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
    - I'll chase and kill that bunny because I am faster, meaner and more lethal, and then I'll be a couch potato for a day.
15. Five nicknames your people call you.
    - Turbo, Lille Venn (Little Friend), Little Beasty, Bad dog, Putin, Fliiink
16. What is your best trick?
    - LIGG (Lie Down), maybe KOM (COME) when Stig says it
17. Do you like kitties?
    - I hope they'll soon let me chase one of them. I really want to and I bark them out of the garden. My garden!
18. What did you have for breakfast?
    - Soaked dry food, and I also stole some raw liver that fell on the floor. I thought I only had raw liver in the forest, hmm. Maybe we'll do a track today!
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)?
    - I cornered a hedgehog and held him in place till Stig came, I kill snails, spiders, flies and anything I can get my teeth into. I've also killed my plushy cow. We have hunted red deer, but we're not allowed to shoot deer this early in the season.
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
    - When I was 16 weeks and got my second vaccine.
21. Where do you sleep at night?
    - The duvet in the guest room. It's insulting that I am sleeping in the guest room, I run this family. I am the Goddachs! Would Don Dachso Corleone accept sleeping in the guestroom? Stig calls it the office, but guests also sleep there.
22. Do you like to swim?
    - It's ok, but I prefer to paddle. Maybe when I have learnt fetch and we shoot a duck I'll swim out and get it.
23. Can you make puppies?
    - Only if I show my skill at a hunting test, dachsies aren't really meant/allowed to breed unless they show skills at tracking, hunting deer or den-hunting (badgers and foxes).
24. Do you give kisses?
    - I'm a licking dog!
25. Can you potty on command?
    - I refuse to obey such orders.
26. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
    - I tell cats a thing or two about what I'll do to their necks.